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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

genuine northen fart, the result of a very strong curry







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item 5643707219 (Ends 12-Dec-05 21:05:59 GMT) - genuine northen fart, the result of a very strong curry
here is the description:
"
this is a once in a lifetime oppertunity to purchase a genuine northen fart

this fart smells bad


"


Nicholas Woods virginity







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item 5642536500 (Ends 09-Dec-05 16:10:05 GMT) - Nicholas Woods virginity
here is the description:
"
hi there you are bidding for a night with nick a little about me is that i love both pork sword and the beef curtains so couples welcome.

My ideal date would be with someone either wanting to use me for an handbag or to cheat with me or if u shaun from corrie bring it on.

Now the funny stuff is over i recently had my heart broken by ******* my all time lover and long friend who just used me and only wanted 1 thing which they didnt get so im willing to meet someone else and want that 1 thing and more if u wna know more email me



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Used Tissue








item 5641493307 (Ends 09-Dec-05 19:43:00 GMT) - Used Tissue
here is the description:
This is a used tissue! I grabbed it out of a packet and snotted into it! It is of a standard pocket-sized tissue size.
Only serious bidders! Enjoy doing what you want with it!

* I will provide a sketch of my sneeze *Note, may not look excact same coulor and shape as in picture!




Monday, July 04, 2005

ADVERTISE ON MY HEAD









item 7526802115 (Ends 07-Jul-05 02:34:51 BST) - ADVERTISE ON MY HEAD
50% OF THE FINAL SALE PRICE DONATED TO CHARITY - starting bid £399.00 Postage costs: £3.75 ??

Thursday, June 23, 2005

A UK Modern Penny








The seller is apparently set this auction up as a test on what buyers will buy! But P&P is the most ridiculous!

title

"A 1p coin - don't spend it all at once!"

Description

"This auction is for a 1 pence coin."

Starting price: 1p

Post and Packing: £1.50

One Piece of Toilet Paper








The seller is apparently set this auction up as a test on what buyers will buy! But P&P is the most ridiculous!

title

"A piece of un-used toilet paper - a multitude of uses !"

Description

"This auction is for an un-used piece of toilet paper."

Starting price: 99p

Post and Packing: £1.50

Blackpool Fresh Air

Description
"DO YOU LIKE TO BESIDE THE SEASIDE?. I KNOW I DO, SO HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO OWN A UNIQUE JAR OF FRESH AIR DIRECT FROM BLACKPOOL..
THESE JARS HAVE BEEN ON MY PATIO FOR A WHILE COLLECTING FRESH AIR FROM THE ATMOSPHERE.
THE WINNING BIDDER WILL RECEIVE ONE OF THESE UNIQUE JARS
THE WINNING BIDDER WILL ALSO RECEIVE A STICK OF ROCK IN THE JAR FROM BLACKPOOL." - This one is a little better as at least you get some rock!

Fresh Air in a Jar









My apologies if this type of item is posted more than once as everyone is getting on the bandwagon ever since someone posted celebrity air in a jar. This one is "Irish fresh air". Don't forget you get the jar!

Funny looking face in toast







The imagination can fuel anything, or is it the description that makes the suggestion to the brain to see what the seller wants you to see??


Description

"Funny looking face in burnt toast so i varnished it"

Bizarre Coconut Husk - Truly Freaky!!!










The description for this item is just huge, but in short the listing states that the piece of husk resembles a face of an animal or even a particular character on children's television, What do you think?

A4 blank piece of Paper

The description for this item is just="useless", You bet we agree

Toast in the Post








Practical jokes sometimes are just plain silly!


Description

"TOAST IN THE POST!!!



Why not cheer yourself up by recieving some Toast In The Post!



The Toast will have the address and stamp glued directly onto it and Royal Mail are kind enough to post it straight through your door.



Please note that toast is an delicate item and I therefore cannot gaurentee safe delivery of your toast. However, 99% of toast sent does arrively safely.



The toast can be sent to a friend or relative at a different address if requested."



Empty Fish Food Tub








This item is listed under the Home & Garden section - Pet Supplies - Fish (Food and Decoration sections).

The item has a start value of 99p and a Buy it Now option of £5 and £2 P&P

Description:

"USED BUT AS NEW CONDITION.
1 RECENTLY EMPTIED FISH FOOD TUB PURELY DOWN TO NONE OTHER THAN BACON AND EGG (MY GOLDFISH).
WAS VERY RECENTLY VACATED BY 'AQUARIUM' FISH FLAKE FOOD, AND HELD A WEIGHT OF 13 grammes.
TUB WILL BE WASHED OUT BEFORE SHIPMENT BUT KEPT WITH ALL EXTERIOR LABELS."

Bottle of Water

This item is currently listed on ebay.co.uk - check it out before it is removed.

Please note: This item has condition of Used in it's description